Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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Zamboni

An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.

noun
zamboni

adjective
zambonied

verb/participle

‘zambonied’
The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied
by ZamboniKing December 14, 2021
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Eg: Your zamboni’s not as big as mine pumpkin fucker
by May_or May 27, 2025
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The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.
Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
by Seattle2021 September 13, 2023
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A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
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Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
by HughJass35277 November 21, 2023
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The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.
Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
by Don cheadle November 19, 2016
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