into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

by NastyHobbitses April 16, 2006

mums the word

to keep quiet about something; my lips are sealed.
mum means mmmmmm (the sound made when putting your lips together)
came from Shakespeare quote:
"Seal up your lips and give no words but mum."

person 1: "Please don't tell anyone about my affair."

person 2: "Don't worry i won't. Mums the word."

by bnm15 July 4, 2009

do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

The Word of the Trump

The period of time near the end of 2016, where almost all word of the days were Trump related.

Austin: Trump Stump? Dammit.
Narrator: That's when Austin realized that The Word of the Day was now...

The Word of the Trump.

by TheERECTEDpENIS December 16, 2016

taste the word

When the word is on the tip of your tongue, when your trying to think of a word and you're so close to finding it you can taste it.

I was like; "You, know the area between the ass and equipment, what the word. I can taste the word, but its just not there."

by anarchist platypus July 6, 2010

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020