Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020