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Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
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SKY TENTACLES

Appearance. The Sky Tentacles depict four large, jet-black tentacles coming out of what appears to be a rift in the sky. The tentacles themselves are of varying lengths and resemble the legs of a spider, specifically a tarantula due to having many dark hairs or possibly spikes covering them.
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connor’s tentacle

a term used to describe someone in a lit vamps gc with pure bants and dirty jokes
by littybradders October 29, 2017
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Tentacling

ripping out the veins in the penis and letting them dangle like tentacles
im like an octopus after my tentacling session!
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Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method
I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method
by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024
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TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis
by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023
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Queen of Tentacles

A multi-faceted person who can handle a bajillion moving parts, project, pieces. Almost a tarot card.
by Love Jade May 20, 2021
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