Skip to main content

The Shit

Share definition
by anailyak November 14, 2020
Flag
mugGet the The Shit mug.

The shit

Share definition
Who updated the shift report?

Frankie

Ya she's the shit.
by Ayyray2zer01 February 9, 2021
Flag
mugGet the The shit mug.

THE SHIT

Share definition
The best title a men could own having this name typically implies this man has some huge ass balls there real name is typically Emmett and with this title you get cool catchphrase such as want a award
You see this guy

Ya he’s the shit
by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021
Flag
mugGet the THE SHIT mug.

The shit

Share definition
Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award
by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021
Flag
mugGet the The shit mug.

The Shit-2

Share definition
(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)
Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕
by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020
Flag
mugGet the The Shit-2 mug.

The Shit/Shower ratio

Share definition
An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Flag
mugGet the The Shit/Shower ratio mug.