Seahorse Couple

noun

1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.

"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."

"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"

by nightmareblush June 9, 2025

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022

Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024

seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.

I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.

by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008

Seahorse

The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)

Friend: “don’t touch my car”
Seahorse: “I do what I want”

by Seadevil August 20, 2021

Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.

Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.

by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023