oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

brown oyster

ejaculating into a woman's two-hole, fishing it out and then feeding it to her

Last night, I fed this girl the biggest brown oyster you've ever seen!

by Lipps October 21, 2012

Sloppy Oyster

Euphemism for the female sexual organs. Implies that said sexual apparatus has been soiled more than once in a short period of time.

After John and Mike had their turns, I then rammed my johnson into Sally's sloppy-oyster.

by SuBsTaNc3 May 29, 2004

Pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from behind.

by Woodworks July 18, 2015

Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008

oyster bay

a boring ass town with nothing to fucking do but go to the one good pizza place in town

person 1: hey you wanna hang out

person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet

person 1: theres nothing to do

*silence*

person 2: theres gotta be something

person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much

by exelvior231 March 30, 2011

slap the oyster

female masturbation

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

by SurlyGirl July 6, 2006