juggernaut dat hoe

when you're fucking a girl from the back, you proceed to bust on her back, and when she turns around you punch her in the face & yell "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

juggernaut dat hoe - next day scenario: "yo you shoulda seen this bitch I fucked last night; she gave me some fucked up look after I busted on her back so I had no choice but to punch her in the face, she must have not known who I was."

by Bojan & Hope April 12, 2008

I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

by Adrian June 11, 2006

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Im the juggernaut bitch!

To kill the juggernaut and become it and totally Pwn the noobs!!!

Play halo 2 and create a game called Juggernaut. It would be best for you to be the juggernaut so that when you get a kill you can say " I just pwn3d you cuz Im the juggernaut bitch!".

by Douglas Paquin August 5, 2007

Long Island Juggernaut

Obtaining the necessary traits to become a household name all over Long Island. One must be "The Scene," one must promote notable NYC clubs on notable nights, one must contain over 1,000 facebook friends.

"I went to camp with this kid, do you know him?" "Of course I know him...he's a Long Island Juggernaut." "Did you hear about that club tomorrow night?" "yeah my Juggernaut told me." "Jeremy Rosen is definitely not a Long Island Juggernaut." "I don't know enough people nor promote notable clubs to become a Long Island Juggernaut.

by Halften May 18, 2011

Russian Juggernaut

Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole

Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.

by C/O6860 July 20, 2019

what the juggernaut

A word to describe when something is really silly or stupid, or to describe when someone or something is more gen alpha than similar word what the sigma can describe.

“What the juggernaut is he doing?”

by OwOwIE July 16, 2024