The Illuminati

When get oral sex from a girl, as you cum you slit her throat and watch your cum come out the slit in her throat.
When I get that girl alone tonight, I'm going to give her an Illuminati.
by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005
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Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.
jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.
by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005
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The Illuminati is a public organisation, controlled by nobody. The work of the Illuminati is symbolic in nature. As Bavaria beer, features a compass as their logo, one of the symbols used by the Illuminati. Also numbers, colors and numerology are used. For example: the Illuminati symbol is a triangle and an EYE. Some say the eye of GOD. Triangle=3, EYE=5+25+5=35 3+5=8. 38! OR GOD=7+15+4=26 2+6=8, 38! God is a 3 letter word that calculates to 8, 38! 8 is also an infinity symbol on its side. 38 is CH in alphabet. As in Christ, Jesus Christ. The old greek, ICHTHUS, ICH=938. I=jesus ch=christ. All other people claiming direct affiliation to the Illuminati are either lieing or being controlled by nobody for certain purposes. The real Illuminati has only 1 member. As already described.
The Illuminati is controlled by Nobody. I am Nobody.
by Nobody_38 October 04, 2017
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Illuminati from the latin word illuminatus, enlightened. Basicly they were the first atheists who got fed up with the State Church's and had the resources to do something. With lots of strieve, blood shed and power have they rose above many and now control powerful political bodies, who they use to influence the world.

Very little is known about this group, there are some theories, but we're mostly clueless, we are aware of them, but it doesn't affect them, for now.
The illuminati will slap you in the face if you're a gullible or plain simply use you for their... I mean for the greater good of humanity.
by Elixz March 09, 2015
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Illuminati

Hey I heard ***** is in this group called the Illuminati do you think I should join?

THE AWNSER IS YES, ALWAYS YES
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Illuminati

Something that is confirmed.
Beyonce is the leader, and that is why she is so beautiful. The illuminati will take over the world in the year 6969, and they were formed in 420. The illuminati is better than the government. They are real, and they are coming for you.
by Kyanye July 12, 2015
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some people might call us idiots for believing in the "iluminati" but try this : type illuminati backwards followed by .com and guesse where it gets you : to the US gouvernment's national security page .
WHOS LOOKING STUPID NOW ?!
bitch illuminati .. pss : they killed john lennon
by lepresean January 24, 2013
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