A type of dump that when it exits the anus, goes right down the toilet pan at phenomenal speed and disappears round the U-bend out of sight. Named after the famous magician Harry Houdini as he preformed disappearing acts.
Man, I though that shit was gonna leave the map of Australia in the pan but luckily it was a houdini. Saved me from some embarassment so it did
by gw5150 June 04, 2007
As you are hate fucking a skank from behind as you are getting ready to spray baby batter on her, you pull out and begin jerking off as you spit on her back. When she thinks you are done cumming, she turns around and is surprised when you unleash a fury of love juice into her eyes.
by Random Fuckin Hero September 20, 2007
by Twins719 March 03, 2009
An act of sex when a male is in the middle of anal with a female, until pulling out, having someone else they know slide their sexual organ back into the butthole, while the first male runs to the outside of the house and waves to the female.
"HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE!?!?!?!"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "
"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "
"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"
by Dick_Cheese69 May 29, 2016
by Crackerjack1377 December 24, 2014
Do a girl from behind. Let her know you're about to finish. Spit in her back. When she turns around shoot your load on her face. Yell Houdini
Hey brian how was your butt sex last night....it was great until my gay buddy pulled a houdini on me.
by BB men November 08, 2005
when we were a t the strip club, the stripper sat on my lap and slide three fingers in her pussy. i just pulled a houdini
by jew gotti September 24, 2007