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hungarian horseshoe

The act of using a semi hard erection to penetrate one's own ass, then getting fully erect when inserted.
You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to go give myself a Hungarian horseshoe in the corner and watch.
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Horseshoeing

When you bend your dick back into your own asshole.
"My dick is so sore from horseshoeing!" or "I feel bad for any man who can't horseshoe"
by Dude who knows April 21, 2022
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Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.
You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.
by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024
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horseshoe commie

Someone who has gone so far right that they've fallen off the deep end into anti-Americanism and support places like China or Russia instead.
I see Tucker Carlson has become a horseshoe commie.
by Dweenius May 29, 2024
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Horseshoe

(verb)

To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.

When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.
“He can’t even talk right now, he’s full horseshoe.”

"You're talking too much. Horseshoe. Now."
by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015
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