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cum guzzler

When a girl (or guy) is super into sucking dick
Dude she is such a cum guzzler, I think she's blown the entire football team.
by 12368h May 2, 2014
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cum guzzler

1.) one who guzzles down semen via esophogus upon its releasal from one's penis.
2.) person who enjoys the feel and taste of another's erect penis in their mouth.
Zwick guzzles down the gay kid with the speech impedement's cum in the back seat of his red Monte Carlo. Zwick is formally known as a cum guzzler.
by Dr. Phillup Magix January 23, 2008
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sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.
George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.
by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005
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Glizzy guzzler

A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”

Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”

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goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes
His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.
by bob January 28, 2005
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chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.
Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.
by JackBennington September 8, 2010
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cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.
Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?
by Biffsation December 28, 2005
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