DM

Dirt Merchant - Someone who is not financially required to shop at stores like the Salvation Army but do so for they're financial (ebay) or personal benift

Pekar - buying video games at a Sal Army and then selling them online or turning them in for credit at unsuspecting resellers

by oulaxer11 September 14, 2005

DM

Dildo Master. Plan and Simple. Need I say more? Exactly.

D-Master: dude.. my girlfriend broke up with me... she said i was being an asshole.

Smart Guy: actually.. no your wrong. if you were an asshole you would still be together with her right now. you were just being yourself, DM.

by Alpha Male Taz February 19, 2011

DM

The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for

DM is fucking awesome

by DM November 22, 2003

DM

DM is how you chat on social media like twitter and instagram.

DM me when you get home.

by XxMusticOwlxX July 9, 2016

Dms

Dirty mind syndrome, usually you get it when you are around a friend that watches a lot of porn and is dirty

Guy 1: Man, I started having a dirty mind
Guy 2: Omg, you have the dms

by Swagmaster299 December 5, 2016

DM

DM. Noun
DM’s all have unnaturally large brains and are the smartest living being to ever walking the face of our planet(Earth).DM’s are the greatest at all they do( sports, PewDiePie’s Pixelings, math science. Etc. You can find this information any were including in many origin stories of Earth. It can also be found in holy scripts.

“ He is a DM I would not prefer to face him in any competitive game or I would lose!”

by Dr. BigBrain November 27, 2019

Dm

Dm means to direct message on twitter and instagram

People use dm mostly in there post descriptions e.g. What bleach should I drink

by JimMan26 November 10, 2016