A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.
by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014
Get the Wet Dingermug. Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.
Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.
by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008
Get the flinker-dingermug. Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
by bobbybvb December 22, 2009
Get the dinger eggsmug. Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013
Get the Dinger Dodgingmug. The act of defecating on another persons chest in front of an audience. This usually happens during sex.
by gongoragonefishing September 9, 2009
Get the pilsbury dingermug. by Jnyrocks March 5, 2008
Get the dinger timemug. The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job
Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!
by Kahl21 January 21, 2011
Get the Gum Dingersmug.