Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 02, 2020
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Mu Qing Defender

Niki from Karma
"Mu qing did nothing wrong, I am a mu qing defender through and through, live laugh love mu qing"
by Sachi Mcdickweed November 17, 2023
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felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 15, 2024
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Peace Defenders

The Peace Defenders is an Animated Series created by a group not very well known in the United States. It is about a group of powerful 'people' on another world. They must protect the peace everywhere they can. They travel between dimensions, between worlds, so long as they can save the Peace forever.
Person 1: Hey #####, you finished up with the voicing yet?

Person 2: Not yet ####. I still need to figure out the script's meanings from #######.

Person 3: What's so hard about my script? It's simple words, Just don't be so nervous ####.

Person 1: The Peace Defenders shall live for a good while, hoping we can even get started.
by Exapt October 28, 2017
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You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.
Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 22, 2024
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Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
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