to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

by George Leg February 27, 2019

Sarah: "I was just with Chelsea the other night..."
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"
by makkapakka-akkawakka February 23, 2021

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022
