Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006
Get the rubbing against little boys on the bus mug.Physically throwing a person under a big, smelly city bus is the perfect metaphor for the act of positioning someone to be ground up under the wheels of the ever rolling omnibus of society in your stead. The bus carries people. The people's weight is what crushes the victim. This setting up of a patsy has an earlier, more agrarian beginning in "throwing him to the wolves." Someone is going down, it's not going to be you, so you select a candidate to feed into the system.
"Throw under the bus"
Every time the president gets in trouble, he'll throw another cabinet member under the bus.
Every time the president gets in trouble, he'll throw another cabinet member under the bus.
by Chris Zizzo May 26, 2006
Get the throw under the bus mug.When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
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The heat, the food, and the drinks combined in a bad way. I ran inside from the barbeque and started driving the bus.
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