barney

It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

Rick: When are you gonna stop calling me a barney?
Turtle: When you're not a barney anymore, barney.

or

Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?
Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!

by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006

Barney

thanosaurus

barney's friends are gamora, that yellow pee thing, and that donald trump thing

by xercmercus July 7, 2019

Barney

A purple demonic creature that eats children at night, and pretends to love them during the day.

Barney: Let's hug kids! Kids: YAY! Barney, 12:00: TO DEATH

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Barney

Barney has the sweetest heart but nobody knows. He is in fact so sweet he won't ever fit in because its a cruel world. He just mimicries his surrounding. Thats why sometimes you might think he is a liar. Which creates the perfect juctaposition: Barney is a sweet liar (one of his labels).
Barney knows that i am attracted to him and i'm sure he knows my intentions are good. With time he will make up his mind about romantic stuff like that.

Barney, you rock my world. I never told you that a couple of weeks ago I tripped on the basketball court in front of everyone and fell on my ass while trying to catch Moira.
Feel hugged and chin-sucked.
🖤

by Krkič April 29, 2019

Barney

Barney(aka Jose Jaimes) he is a kid with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship.

Barney: a loving person whit a lot of love and friendship

by Barney love October 8, 2018

Barney

A wanna-be surfer. A guy with a board and racks on his car, but never gets in the water.

What a Barney.

by PajamaJan January 6, 2023

Barney

A single cell creature with no brain. (i.e. Bottom of the food chain)

by punk'd July 19, 2003