dutch astronaut

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.
by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017
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screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"
The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".
by gtdiesel November 16, 2009
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Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck
Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.
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French Astronaut

The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.
"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!
by Hoohoodilli January 19, 2011
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astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.
by xxxtine March 26, 2007
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 07, 2013
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