by IBuyCritsFor$20 November 18, 2019

Stupid big-mouth spoiled brat, tries to get a girl but gets rejected because he's a loser. Acts like a little girl when he doesn't get what he wants. Not manly at all and wants a van. Very awkward. Annoying and can't shut up. Not one to keep a secret.
A: Now everyone knows who my crush is, because of Zane.
B: I'm sorry, but why did you tell a bigmouth who your crush was?
C: Yeah, why are you even friends with him?
A: Yeah, I hate him now, he's a bumhole.
B: I'm sorry, but why did you tell a bigmouth who your crush was?
C: Yeah, why are you even friends with him?
A: Yeah, I hate him now, he's a bumhole.
by Nerdseveryday May 01, 2017

An ugly muthafucka with no friends who drives a towtruck and has a pet squid. He has a small penis and has a low un-emotional voice. I'd advise you not to hang out with this person or you might catch Ebola
by budicada May 18, 2015

Fat obese and very oddly shaped person who lives with his mother and has 69 Mt. Dew cans under his bed
by Talon02 May 22, 2016

Zane is the best man in the world and he deserves the whole world. Zane means so much to Liv, Zane is Liv’s happiness and will always be her happiness.
zane is so fucking hot
by zaneslove July 17, 2021

Zane is a sexy funny nigga and his dick big you should suck his dick for free and he got so many hoes and he funny with straight As and he going D1 in the nba hes just SOOOOO dreamy 🤤.
by Isaiah Hart January 26, 2021
