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crawl the wall

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To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
by dirty mr lewin November 16, 2010
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balls to the wall

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To push to the limit, go all out, full speed.
A very colorful phrase, one needs to be careful when using "balls to the wall". Although its real origin is very benign, mos people assume it is a reference to testicles.
In fact it is from fighter planes. The "balls" are knobs atop the plane's throttle control. Pushing the throttle all the way forward, to the wall of the cockpit, is to apply full throttle.
by blahblahblah March 30, 2005
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backs to the wall

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Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.
"Here come's David! Backs to the wall, lads!"

"Oh fuck off."
by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005
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OFF THE WALL

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Crazy, bizarre, foolish, tricky, or nonsensical.
What you are telling me is totally "off the wall."
by acaver1 April 9, 2012
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Face The Wall

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You have earned execution by firing squad as a result of being a degenerate no one wants to be around.
"All I'm saying is the truth, women are in their prime at 12 years old and they're unfuckable old hags by the time-"

"How compelling! We don't need to hear any more of your degeneracy. Please face the wall."
by the sexy retard B) May 12, 2023
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When you throw your hat over the wall, you're committing to doing something. The phrase is derived from what you would do before you climb over a wall - you throw the hat over to the other side, so it doesn't fall off while you are climbing.
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JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is, nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no insight into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?

The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say “Yo, yo get this! We’re going to the moon.”
by Moggraider March 3, 2009
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