unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck

Me and Jan are going unholy bowling

by Kinkywinka October 31, 2021

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unholy sprinkler

When a man windmills his penis while he urinates

“Hey baby Let’s try an unholy sprinkler tonight”

by TacoQueen31 December 12, 2022

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Unholy Confessions

Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish

Unholy Confessions

by UltimateDoge November 19, 2023

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praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships

Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.

by bluen0se October 15, 2017

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The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

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