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The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
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The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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Unholy trinityski

A group of three crackheads from target creating a new cult
Are you apart of the unholy trinityski
by Broken_a4 September 17, 2020
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Unholy abomination

Haytham don't u know ugali and mustard is an unholy abomination
by Barnarna February 8, 2022
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unHoly

to be bias in a exagerant way
to be so stubborn that it becomes defiant and confusion
to know and see beauty and deny it
to forge lack of understanding

to bully
to lie publically and or secretively

to be ignorant
To be stupid

to be dumb
to be unlawful in personal judgments
to ridicule or attack quiet or loud people

to create others to follow in unGodly ways
Some but not all of today's society and culture is "UnHoly

Michelle Obama and former president Barack Obama are "unHoly" people's

Some zodiac signs coincide with one another in 'unHoly' ways.
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck
Me and Jan are going unholy bowling
by Kinkywinka October 30, 2021
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