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Thomas the Tank Engine

An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.
"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"
by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023
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The Tank

The worlds most bad ass car!!!!! desroyer of deer numbers in the doubble digits and still climbing, Color green completly coverd in dents, and seats 6 people. it is practically a lowerd suv but way more bad ass. odomitor reads over 200,000 miles and cant be stoped by any type of weather, or terrain. location Holmes County Ohio.
Person 1: dude the roads are so bad out i cant take my car in this.
Person 2: its ok well take "the tank".

Person 1: it rained alot so the feild is pretty muddy we can walk back.

person 2: Its ok well activate tank mode!!
by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010
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The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.
"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."
by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022
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Filled the tank

To have ejaculated some premium oil inside a fine women
Oh boys, filled the tank tonight, but it so jokes because I don't know who she is.
by PetroCanada69 September 28, 2014
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Busting the tank

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"
by klinkshame August 16, 2019
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thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020
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Filling The Tank

The action of three men banging one hole
Filling The Tank and janes house tonight with the boys
by deez.big.huge.nutz February 5, 2022
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