When you go to the toilet with the purpose of excreting feces, you tell your friends that you are going to the second front (clash of two forces in a fierce,everlasting, epic battle).
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."
To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."
To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
Petar: I am going to the second front.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
by Petar_D January 13, 2008
Get the Second frontmug. Panda:This one 30 seconds no need to think just do! Y’all are 9sub class somemore!
Kaixiang: >__> 👌🏻
Kaixiang: >__> 👌🏻
by GrandPriest October 10, 2018
Get the 30 secondsmug. 
by The sexual ninja January 5, 2011
Get the second smilemug. When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.
Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?
Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
by the_ampharos December 15, 2011
Get the asian secondmug. After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
Get the The Second Comingmug. a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.
person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*
everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018
Get the military secondmug.