nonce

1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult

1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!

by gayslag February 24, 2020

Nonce

A middle aged Indian man who slides into girls’ DM’s and want to date them

Errrr, a nonce keeps messaging me🤢

by Zofiaaa October 8, 2019

Nonce

A big pedo who likes kids

Oi Mary you big fuckin nonce make me a sandwich

by Nonce catcher June 11, 2020

nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.

1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.

by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021

nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018