A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.
Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
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