When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 05, 2025

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The Moat

a luxury item sandslappers put around their penis' before building the Sand Volcano

since Kyle is a sandslapper, He wants to make the best sand volcano, so he built The Moat.

by Kylesnotinvited2 August 31, 2018

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