Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

by N-doggster March 4, 2024