Rick Astley the Grand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down.

"Never gonna run around and desert you."
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand

by Cycosist March 8, 2021

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

the grand junction

When you experience something that is Uninvited and unannounced at the same time.

I had a quick stop at the grand junction yesterday when my ex showed up at my private residence, uninvited and unannounced, inappropriately begging me for a second chance again (all while she has a new girlfriend, preferably).

by Shegoingthruit May 23, 2018

The Grinder

To "accidentally " put your penis into a meat grinder.

Yeah i was watching porn and then "accidentally " put my penis inside a meat grinder and turned the handle. Whoops. The Grinder

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015

The grand slammer

The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.

Yo man! Nick just did the grand slammer, his buddies had to take him to the hospital.

by Mickey dog November 20, 2014

The grand line

A clan on n-b full of faggits other than sl <3. They love to fudge pack and lick each others cock while playing n-a. An alternative name is, "The Fag Line". Also a woman called sasukelover27 is excluded from all of that.

Dick, Fag, Slut, Cow, Fudge pack, The grand line

by Grandline December 23, 2008

The Grand Tour

When one invites a girl to his house, and has sex with her in every single room. Thus giving her, The Grand Tour

So my mates mum came around last night, I couldn't help but give her The Grand Tour of my new house...

by Steelo85 July 28, 2019