goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 28, 2007

Goose

Delicious food and the only thing from Canada I really do not like. It can't at all sing like Alanis Morissette, and that woman has a very angelic voice

A goose makes a delicious Christmas dish

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 3, 2018

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020

goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 3, 2023