Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.

“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”

by BandoBran August 1, 2021

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022

Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

gonk

An annoying, troll-like creature.

Pippa is such a gonk!

by Noav September 6, 2016

Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.

My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.

by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024

Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk

Another name for fart

I gonked yesterday

by Mysmellykitty June 5, 2020