geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.
Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
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Barcardi Geezer

The sort of bloke who wears pikey sovreigns, YSL shirt, Armani jeans and drinks Breezers, Reefs and other bottled poof drinks
Look at the muppet over there with the tart fuel, the one who's done up like a Barcardi Geezer
by MaccaMcCarthy October 16, 2003
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ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!
Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.
by huston nut June 14, 2010
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Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.
Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.
by dww459 May 23, 2009
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Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.
Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.
by kintari June 11, 2009
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geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.
Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.
by alligator fuckhouse May 14, 2007
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Gimpy Geezer

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers
by herpderpery June 13, 2012
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