fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

Fanny Fungus

Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.

Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.

by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008

dick fungus

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

toe fungus

code name for girls who smell as good as they look

That freshman is just like toe fungus.

by Slut on the Sea May 2, 2006

BUTT FUNGUS

A SUBSTANCE THAT EMITS FROM THE MOUTHS OF POLITICIANS AND SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE ASS

THE DEMOCRATS ARE TALKING BUTT FUNGUS A LOT THIS WEEK

by PICKLE PIRATE January 28, 2010

Chungus fungus

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection, and then your dick gets CHUNKIE and your cum turns into some weird ass shit ngl

Bruh I’d hit that, but she’s got a yeast infection I don’t wanna get chungus fungus

by Goofy’sdickqueef May 19, 2019

Fuck-Fungus

A sexually transmitted disease.

That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.

I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018