Carriage-Cruiser

A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.
"I was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and I had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me."
by Phil Davy October 16, 2006
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Land Cruiser

King of the dunes, has the most reliable V8, can stay with you for decades, most loved by arabs, and CAN GO ANYWHERE!
"Bro I'm glad you took a land cruiser it will stick with you for decades"
by Mosz January 18, 2020
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loser cruiser

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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cruiser girl

A really swag, cool, pretty girl who skateboard, usually pretty sound and unique
"Yo the girl I'm dating is so cool! She is pretty and she skates"

"You have a cruiser girl"
by swagqueen97 December 24, 2015
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Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser
by Helix5537 July 17, 2023
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Fulltime-Cruiser

A person without a job that has nothing better to do than to drive around all day at cruising speed. In some cases the driver actually owns the car but in most cases the driver is just pretending they do or it is a rental.
John: When I look out the window at work, I always see the same man driving around ALL day! Like doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

Bob: He doesn't own that car and doesn't even have a job, hes nothing more than a Fulltime-Cruiser...
by GVorDie January 10, 2012
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colon cruiser

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.
by slick29 December 26, 2008
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