Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Rare Crested Quanch

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 8, 2003

crested

To leave. In reference to ryan seacrest's coined phrase, " Seacrest out." To leave abruptly.

Where is bob? He crested out.

by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008

did you crest

famous tiktoker Mckbitchy says it a lot !!!! ❤️

“Did you crest?”

by helloeveryone3 April 1, 2023

red crested niggletoad

a relative of the poison dart toad and a sub species of the niggletoad

WOW! a wild red crested niggletoad

by craig and jesse April 29, 2024

Crest White Strip

overpriced; rip-off; media blow job

I took my mom to the Soho Grande on Halloween and it was a total Crest White Strip! (Fortunately, she paid me back -- woulda liked to see the look on her face when she saw the bill!)

by Lucas Watzenrode September 7, 2018

butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.

When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.

by Go Nuts for Donuts December 19, 2015