Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Lisha Rae the Barbie

Lisha Rae is the barbie bitch

Lisha Rae the barbie

by Badgirl8245 October 4, 2024

just put the shrimp on the barbie

derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.

Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.

by vidi September 17, 2025

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

the david barbo

the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.

Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!

by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009

The Bedford Barbecue

the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!

Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!

Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue

Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!

by Not Mike M November 19, 2013