Shaking the Bishop

Jacking off, masturbation, wacking off

* Shakes girls hand *

" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"

"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."

by Missstermanies March 25, 2010

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

the bisky

the sexual position involving penetrating a woman anally or vaginally doggy style whilst simultaneously stepping on the back of her neck and degrading her. Taking care not to apply too much pressure or sever her spinal cord

How did it go last night?

You know I gave her the Bisky!

by Moparman815 November 3, 2017

The Bismarck

Big ship with big swastika

The Bismarck in motion king of the ocean

by The real sabaton September 8, 2020

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009