basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.

The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case

by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004

fruits basket

A wonderful anime that is hilarious and moralistic. Very lovable. Was originally a comic for girls in Japan. Can be enjoyed by people of all ages and genders.

Episode 14 is hilarious. The characters are very original. The idea is also original.

by magnawizzard December 11, 2003

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way

your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town

by mr. squinter February 19, 2010

Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.

Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.

by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

crotch basket

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.

"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"

by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010