dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"

The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".

by gtdiesel November 16, 2009

Anal Astronaut

see Back-Door Conquistador

HMMMMMMMM anal foog

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003

Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck

Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.

by bread from a yeast infection June 10, 2019

French Astronaut

The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.

"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!

by Hoohoodilli January 19, 2011

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 26, 2007

Lazy Astronaut

A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.

Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008