TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.

I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.

by Rob the Great August 3, 2007

Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.

1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...

by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

testicular bra

a device not dissimilar to a jockstrap with two cups - one for each ball. useful for runners etc.

"dude, this jockstrap chafes like a bitch! take my testicular bra, its baaare comfy!"

by plop123456789 March 27, 2009

testicular suicide

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011