Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis

She sucking on my tentacle

by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023

Queen of Tentacles

A multi-faceted person who can handle a bajillion moving parts, project, pieces. Almost a tarot card.

You are the Queen of Tentacles

by Love Jade May 20, 2021

Tentacle Tongue

A Tongue that looks like it can preform “freaky” activity’s.

Guy1: “Look at her tongue”
Guy2: “ Man she got that tentacle tongue”

by Tabiuit November 1, 2019

connor’s tentacle

a term used to describe someone in a lit vamps gc with pure bants and dirty jokes

aye i want to be a connor’s tentacle

by littybradders October 29, 2017

Tentacling

ripping out the veins in the penis and letting them dangle like tentacles

im like an octopus after my tentacling session!

by iimcrimson February 27, 2024

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025