Tellinq

A Tellinq is human,

not a real human a computer,

not a real computer a laptop,

not a real laptop a phone.

If you made a spelling mistake he will FIND you

You just got Tellinq'd
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

by Topu July 1, 2022

Teleinternetkenetic

2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time.

or internet jynx

me: how was Japan (10:30)

person 2: Japanese (10:31)

Person 2: y* (10:31)

person 2: Japanesey(10:31)

me: Japan-easy (10:32) <---------Teleinternetkenetic

person 2: Japan-easy (10:32) <------

by bearjuden August 11, 2010

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Teggin

The act of breeding corn. Agricultural corn scientists will often cross different breeds of corn to yield different flavors and color combinations. This process is known as teggin.

Teggin corn is one of the largest growing industries in Kansasia. "I once saw a Kansasian teggin with some sweet, mature, and maternal corn in an attempt to make it salty."

by Amaizen December 12, 2014

Tellington

A person who is anonymous to many, but if told, it could cause serious problems for all stoners

Dick: "Hey, did you tell Tellington?"
Stoner: "Na."

by blacktits420 January 27, 2015