penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!

after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.

by Donald Jones December 7, 2006

clit teaser

a hot bi-curious girl who sexually teases lesbians but doesnt delver the goods.

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Teaner

1.75 grams of a drug, or half of an 8 ball. Not just cocaine, a teaner can also refer to meth.

I just picked up a teaner from Jeff but I wish I could have bought a whole ball.

by babycakes253 February 21, 2011

teaser

a shortened word used for a malteaser

whatcha fancy eating today?
ohh im just gonna crack out a packet of teasers

by mimi0606 February 22, 2009

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

Teaera

1.) The hottest unique name in the world.

2.) She knows how to have fun. There's always a party when she's around.

3.)Can spot a fake bitch from a mile away.

4.)Is a great friend and person.

5.) Just don't get on her bad side.

6.) Gorgeous

Oh shit, that was fuckin Teaera! Yay!

by cjt3000 September 26, 2010

tonsil teaser

Deep throat blowjob.

Damn ! That girl gives the best tonsil teasers..

by IceMan88 January 21, 2003