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Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021
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taking a shaw

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Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.
Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.
by jesters November 30, 2009
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Taking a Mendy

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Fapping during a Skype-call.
Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....
by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014
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Taking The Bait

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When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place
Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.
by Limess September 29, 2018
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Taking a Joey

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When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.
by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019
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taking a mean shit

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The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.
Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.
by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023
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When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.
This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022
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