tardy the turtle

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011

Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is like the Tardis on the TV show “Doctor Who” looks tight but it’s bigger on the inside.

That girl got a Tardis pussy once I got through the door it was like I entered the Grand Canyon.

by SaabStory December 10, 2017

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018

Tardy Thursday

1. The one day of the week when you're tardy to at least 3 out of all your classes.

hey im late but its okay since its tardy thursday

by Captain w00t October 25, 2004

Tardy for the Party

The art of throwing together a trashy outfit every Friday which consists of destroyed jeans, and a plain white v-neck tee-shirt.

We're gonna look like a hot hot mess tomorrow because it's Tardy for the Party day.

by starleishaG May 30, 2010

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004