Dick tally

A way for a whore to keep track of all the cock she has rode.

Hey Suzy, my dick tally is way up after last night. My vag is killing me!

by Dicktallyrally December 8, 2017

Tally-Tugboat

When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.

Holy shit I got a rough Tally-Tugboat last night...my dick just fell off and turned to dust!

by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 3, 2013

The Tallis chalice

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.

Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

by Little_swing_big_ding January 7, 2019

tally ho

A word used by many British and common wealth Military personel in the 19th and 20th Centuarys.

It basically means charge.

Unfortunatly from the 1950's to the present day, this has become a common steriotype in america for what British people say when in fact that has been said more often in america than it ever has in Britain.

Mr. JohnEveryAmerican : Hay look a british person, Tally ho pip pip

Mr. Englishman : Fuck off you Bell End

by Eastern Person2 April 28, 2006

tilly tally

To slightly change a word or phrase into your own.

Don't tilly tally what I said, say exactly what I said.

by tugolfer12 February 25, 2009

Tally ho

A military term with the exact translation 'target in site'.

As appose to "visual" which translates to 'friendly in site'.

Rifles at the ready! Tall-ho! CHARGE!

by StuartCarrison May 18, 2005

tally wacker

Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips

Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!

by Texican May 14, 2004