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taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.
She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.
by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014
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Countryballs: Taiwan ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ is of disputings

A famous Countryball comic by TheLoudHouseFan2005
Countryballs: Taiwan ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ is of disputings
Taiwan: Can I into UN.
Poland: Can I into space?
UN: No
Russia: No
Taiwan: Can I into countries?
Everyone: No
Japan: Sorry Friend, No
Philippines: Sorry Pero, No
Taiwan: CAN AT LEAST INTO MAINLAND CHINA!
China: Yes but you no of rulings me! I is of real China! I isog rulings you!
Taiwan: No! :(
by True Geo Graphy April 12, 2022
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Taiwanese tooth pull

When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.
I'm tired of having kids i mit just get a Taiwanese tooth pull.
by DJBassie May 11, 2011
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Taiwan Peace Israel

A peace treaty between Taiwan and Israel that made both countries get much higher, so high.
Guy1: "Taiwan Peace!"
Guy2: "Taiwan Peace Israel!"
Guy1: "Can we get much higher? So high, ohh oh oh... Oh oh ohhhhhh..."
by PoyTheEpic October 28, 2022
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Taiwan

Taiwan
Formally know as the R.O.C, the Republic of China. Taiwan was just a province of the ROC until the communist (known as the red bandits to people in the ROC)took over mainland China. Taiwan is now all that is left of the first democratic country in Asia. Many people(especially in Europe) think Taiwan as part of the communist PRC, People's Republic of China. But, of course, that isn't true. It is the wish of many Taiwanese to reunite with mainland China as a DEMOCRATIC country and get rid of communism for good. Taiwan has little to none international power due to the oppresion of the PRC. The ROC competes in the Olympics as Taipei, capital of Taiwan. Why? Because this was the only way that it could have a chance to enter most international events due to the PRC. Taiwan today is in chaos and desperatly needs an extremely strong leader to make the first democratic country in Asia great again.
It is true that Taiwan is now in chaos. I'm lying if I said it's not. I am a person that is loyal to the Republic of China, not the province Taiwan. I will never bow to the communist government and 5 star flag. I will do everything in my power and lifetime to make the Republic of China great again and get rid of the traitors of the Chinese culture for good.
by P.C.K. January 15, 2006
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Taiwanese Typhoon

When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."

"That's what's up! How did it go?"

"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."

"Oh shit, man!"

"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009
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