Those anoying people that only say anoying, stupid, embarassing shit. Even so, you can't call them on it because you need their money.
"Do you love your mother"=
"I want to punch her in her idiotic, old face but, I need a ride to the movie."
"I want to punch her in her idiotic, old face but, I need a ride to the movie."
by Rokenrobin March 04, 2012
The person who makes you dinner, drives you around and all and all, should do everything for you. This person should be loving, caring and be with you in any time of need. Often, this persons name is “erica”
Kids: Mom, What’s for dinner
Mother: Make your own dinner, you stupid shits
Kid: Why
Mother: Just kidding, I’ll make you dinner any time you want
Mother: Make your own dinner, you stupid shits
Kid: Why
Mother: Just kidding, I’ll make you dinner any time you want
by AnonymousFortniter February 01, 2020
"You absolute mother"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
by Flidwyn McRichardson III July 27, 2005
by JIllian Holtz March 16, 2018
not your dad whos been gone for 8 years.
Because we all know that are mother has been to all are scorer games and drove us
Because we all know that are mother has been to all are scorer games and drove us
mother
by yt-lil stud January 17, 2019
1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
by Icecold007 December 04, 2008
MOTHERS ARE HARD WORKING WOMEN THAT ARE LOVED BY OTHER MOTHER'S BEING IN CHARGE OF THE CHILD THEY TAKE CARE OF LIKE A HAWK.
Kid:mom I think Judy from school likes me
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy
Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy
Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .
by Soooooo watermelon February 25, 2019