swedish t-bag

when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum

Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.

by m0n3y maker October 12, 2006

fleshy t-bag

a slang word for a pair of testiculs

suck my fleshy t-bags

by ambrang69 November 6, 2008

Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.

Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!

by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011

vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.

1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.

by Scraps24 September 13, 2016

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016