Getting your swell on

Working out to the point where your muscles are just fuckin popping out of your arm! To have them vein up like Brad Pitt in Troy. Essentially an excited term to go work out

"Hey man, going on a date tonight, getting my swell on before I meet her"

Buddy: "Oh yeah bro..you are the man! have fun getting your swell on"

by meathead1236 April 1, 2011

i'm a swell guy

Swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy

by My Ecstasy February 13, 2019

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005

swell gel

Ointment

Put some swell gel on it. It should be fine soon after.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Swell

A physically fit individual that everyone expects to act like a douchebag, but is a genuinely kind person.

My dad is really swell guy, but he could kick your ass and apologize afterwards.

by FuzzySalmon97 January 26, 2020

swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

by QuacksO April 9, 2020